Best Tweets of the Week

Best Tweets of the Week

Best Tweets of the Week

Doug Stanhope @DougStanhope…Is the new normal going to be getting in eight hours of awake rather than eight hours of sleep? Because that’s what I’m gunning for.

Brother Ben @SentenceReduced…My teardrop tattoos represent every French Fry I dropped between my car seats.

Eric The Great @NotTodayEric…Welcome to your 40’s: you finally have a guest room but never any guests.

Cup of Joe @I_Bl33d_Purple…At my age, my interpretative dance is hobbling to my medicine cabinet for some Ibuprofen.

Mark @TheCatWhisprer…I have learned way more from watching YouTube videos on the toilet than 4 years of going to college.

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