Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes…I changed all my passwords to Kenny. Now I have all Kenny Loggins.
Snarky Mommy @SnarkyMommy78…I feel like I’d be a much better parent if I didn’t have to do it every day.
Crockett @CrockettForReal…“I don’t negotiate with terrorists until after my morning coffee” is something I have to tell my children on a daily basis.
Simon Holland @simoncholland…The look in my wife’s eyes when she left for Target makes me think she is going to try and save the economy in one trip.
Rodney Lacroix @RodLacroix…My wife didn’t order anything from Amazon yesterday so the UPS guy knocked on our door to see if we’re okay.
Sam Morril @sammorril…Imagine how heated the Civil War would’ve been if they had Twitter back then.